F-22 Raptor pilot sees BSOD

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F-22 Raptor pilot sees BSOD

Postby Ldsmith104 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:25 pm

Can you imagine the terror of seeing a BSOD image on the screens of a multimillion dollar fighter?



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Postby Billabong » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:07 pm

"Uh, Tech Support? This is Major Steve. I have a problem with my computer. It's frozen."

"Well, hit control alt delete."

"Ok. Hold on...Uh oh."

"Uh oh?"

"Yeah, I think I just launched some missles. No biggie."

"Ok. Can you shut the computer down?"

"At 22,000 feet? Is that safe?"

"Sure, you'll be powered back up before you hit the ground. No sweat!"
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Postby DocTrebor » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:07 pm

yeah but think, a mac is like a hang glider :P
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Postby PraiseA||ah » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:41 pm

That's a hoax. Urban Legend if I have to say it politely. They're showing the Microsoft 'Blue Screen of Death.' Call me crazy, but I will bet money that the Raptor isn't running Windows.
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Postby cartboy519 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:17 pm

Originally posted by PraiseA||ah
That's a hoax. Urban Legend if I have to say it politely. They're showing the Microsoft 'Blue Screen of Death.' Call me crazy, but I will bet money that the Raptor isn't running Windows.


I wouldn't hope not!:roll:
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Postby cavalierlwt » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:21 pm

Originally posted by DocTrebor
yeah but think, a mac is like a hang glider :P


Macs have Intel processors now, and I'm kinda doubting that Windows XP/Vista is somehow a speed demon compared to OSX.

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Postby max zorin » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:31 pm

allah is correct, the F22 does not use windows code.

and this is a stop 7b inaccessible boot device, which is not even code related to a point that it cannot find a harddrive or other bootable device.

hoax.
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Postby [ecgn] btt » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:25 pm

Originally posted by max zorin


and this is a stop 7b inaccessible boot device, which is not even code related to a point that it cannot find a harddrive or other bootable device.




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can you translate this into english please.
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Postby petersapien » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:42 pm

Originally posted by PraiseA||ah
That's a hoax. Urban Legend if I have to say it politely. They're showing the Microsoft 'Blue Screen of Death.' Call me crazy, but I will bet money that the Raptor isn't running Windows.


Yea ns since when would a prototype air superiorety fighter have windows installed on it.
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Postby Alofwar » Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:40 pm

Originally posted by Billabong
"Uh, Tech Support? This is Major Steve. I have a problem with my computer. It's frozen."

"Well, hit control alt delete."

"Ok. Hold on...Uh oh."

"Uh oh?"

"Yeah, I think I just launched some missles. No biggie."

"Ok. Can you shut the computer down?"

"At 22,000 feet? Is that safe?"

"Sure, you'll be powered back up before you hit the ground. No sweat!"



:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I think tech support would be more like this.

- "Hello tech support? My computer has crashed on my new F-22 Fighter, its vital for it to stay in the air, can you help?"

- "Hold please"
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Postby Lord ZOG » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:16 am

Originally posted by Alofwar
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I think tech support would be more like this.

- "Hello tech support? My computer has crashed on my new F-22 Fighter, its vital for it to stay in the air, can you help?"

- "Hold please"


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If you have billing questions, press 4.

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Postby cartboy519 » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:18 am

Originally posted by Lord ZOG
If you need techincal assistance, press 7.

If you have billing questions, press 4.

For all other calls, please hold.


LMAO, thats some funny shit!:rotflmao:
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Re: F-22 Raptor pilot sees BSOD

Postby Darknut » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:26 am

Most definitely wouldn't be running Windows much less have a 17" CRT monitor inside of it.
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Re: F-22 Raptor pilot sees BSOD

Postby SavageParrot » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:40 am

Lord ZOG wrote:If you need techincal assistance, press 7.

If you have billing questions, press 4.

For all other calls, please hold.


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Re: F-22 Raptor pilot sees BSOD

Postby Lord ZOG » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:27 pm

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