This is a real emergency!!!
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This is a real emergency!!!
by Alofwar » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:22 pm
"Don't mention the war"
German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland
German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by CHICK » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:30 pm
Hahaha I want my taco bitch! Click.
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by YOOPER » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:41 pm
Ha!
This is just like going to work...everyday...
Someday I'm going to write a book!
This is just like going to work...everyday...
Someday I'm going to write a book!
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by cavalierlwt » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:47 pm
How do these people earn a living? There's no way they are capable of working, following directions etc. I'm surprised he didn't have the call where the lady wants the cop to come down and force the local burger joint to make her burger the way she wants it. Christ, I'm scared to think about what this place will be like in 30 years or so, when the ratio of retards to normal people starts exceeding 20 to 1.
Failing to plead
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by cavalierlwt » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:49 pm
Burger King 911 call:
http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html
http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html
Failing to plead
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by SavageParrot » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:52 pm
lol calling a police officer bitch. Yeah that's gonna make him help you...
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by [ecgn] btt » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:53 pm
"help I am stuck on an escalator the power went out" 
And I am with Cav, But I am not scared I just put an exit only sign on the outside of my door so no retards are getting in my house. 
And I am with Cav, But I am not scared I just put an exit only sign on the outside of my door so no retards are getting in my house. - cavalierlwt
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by cavalierlwt » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:05 pm
I don't want to get clobbered, but I guess I will anyway. Did you notice how many of those calls were from women?
Failing to plead
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by Sabres » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:59 pm
now I want a taco... late night munchies.
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by Destructor » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:16 am
cavalierlwt wrote:How do these people earn a living? There's no way they are capable of working, following directions etc. I'm surprised he didn't have the call where the lady wants the cop to come down and force the local burger joint to make her burger the way she wants it. Christ, I'm scared to think about what this place will be like in 30 years or so, when the ratio of retards to normal people starts exceeding 20 to 1.
ever seen idiocracy? this post seems inspired by that movie.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Re: This is a real emergency!!!
by Stl Lunatic » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:40 am
That was great! I love Jay Leno's show...lol...I liked the one where the guy who gets pulled over is argueing with the police officer about what type of music he was listening to...good quality clip...
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