Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
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Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
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Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
Who the hell would let that freak within 300 feet of a car like that?
News-flash for the common-sense challenged; the guy's a frikin comedian. He doesn't know a gated shifter from his scrotum.
A priceless exotic car trashed by some oatmeal-headed loser. Nice work, Spanky.
News-flash for the common-sense challenged; the guy's a frikin comedian. He doesn't know a gated shifter from his scrotum.
A priceless exotic car trashed by some oatmeal-headed loser. Nice work, Spanky.
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Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
who?
And waa boo hoo, who gives a crap? It's ferrari they can afford the loss
And waa boo hoo, who gives a crap? It's ferrari they can afford the loss

Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
They made 400 of those cars. And now one of those 400 has been reduced to a pile of twisted aluminum and unobtanium by some unfunny, brainless "comic".
Lord ZOG
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."
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Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
Ah he was undercover Brother. That film was a wash-out. I swear if It wasn't for denise Richards wandering around in lycra I might not have watched it at all 

Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
I've done some things in my life where I've questioned whether I should have even been in the position I was in. Maybe I under-estimated the situation, or over-estimated my skill level...but I was introspective and respectful enough to realize the fact.
The thing that frustrates me is that Eddie Griffin will, to his dying day, claim nothing was his fault and that he belonged in that car on that race track.
Guess what Eddie...you're wrong.
The thing that frustrates me is that Eddie Griffin will, to his dying day, claim nothing was his fault and that he belonged in that car on that race track.
Guess what Eddie...you're wrong.
Lord ZOG
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."
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Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
Doesn't crashing an Enzo bare the death penalty?
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Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
Death penalty, no, but it is grounds for justifiable homicide. I know I wouldn't vote to convict the owner if they whacked Griffin. Even if it were in some particularly gruesome and painful fashion.
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Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
Lord ZOG wrote:
The thing that frustrates me is that Eddie Griffin will, to his dying day, claim nothing was his fault and that he belonged in that car on that race track.
Guess what Eddie...you're wrong.
Did you watch the video? He said he can't drive. Which I believe since the thing seemed to be going less the 60mph and it should have easily taken that turn.
Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
That was Grifin's lame-ass excuse;
"The brutha can't drive...see, I'm a funny-man....I'm funny. Watch me. I'll make you laugh. Dig me. Watch me butcher this work of art and make a joke of it."
No-one's laughing, Eddie.
"The brutha can't drive...see, I'm a funny-man....I'm funny. Watch me. I'll make you laugh. Dig me. Watch me butcher this work of art and make a joke of it."
No-one's laughing, Eddie.
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Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
Work of art. Come on, It's not like they can't build another one if they had too. Or did they burn the working drawings. I think it is funny that people are so upset about some bent up metal and broken fiberglass.
Re: Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo
I scraped and put a big dent in my brand new $22,000 Pick-up truck
That is a tragedy!
Some goof ball wrecking some billionaires toy is comedy

Some goof ball wrecking some billionaires toy is comedy

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