How to beat carnies

[Buliwyf Profile]

http://www.dumblittleman.com/2007/07/how-to-beat-popular-carnival-games.html

[Cleatus703 Profile]

I'm disappointed. Here I think this thread is going to give great advice on how to beat a carnie into a pulp for ripping off hard working men, women and children, and it's talking about how to beat their rigged games. Don't people realize, the carnie still wins? Now that you think you can beat it, you'll drop more money on the games (especially the ones close to real life events) and if you do win, you win some stupid prize that is worth neither your time nor your money. Better to take a lead pipe to the carnie and give them a bit of what-for. Just remember, get the ones towards the outside and operating alone - if you try to go for someone in the middle of the carnie, the other carnies will come and help them out. Unfortunately, they're not like the French and surrender at the first sign of violence...