Game Rants 101

[Joker Profile]

Im mostly a LT so here we go...

53) Meds HS for ammo...Hard enough running around with 75 life now i got 50 thanks...DROP A MED PACK

54) Meds who revive and run off....Whats the pt of me running around vs these super hackers with half life...DROP A MED PACK

55) People that think your nothing but there own personal ammo bitch...First they complain about you not dropping ammo, but if you stand in one place and do nothing but hand ammo out they complain your not helping...BTW notice i don't have full life...DROP A MED PACK

56) People that spend alll game every game, as allies, spawn camping radio room....Wow lots of skill thowing nades in a doorway while ppl run by or run behind them HS-ing while they going to basement...Oh and these the same ppl that complain about backragers...DO ANYTHING PLZ

57) We don't recover health like meds, Stray bullets and bleeding hurt us more in the long run than you....DROP A MED PACK

Trying playing as a LT vs Mostly meds that recover health and has 15 more health than you...You'd be trying to kill shit from a distance too

"Pro" Players

58) People that constantly complain about shrubs...You been playing here for 2 years GET OVER IT

59) "Pro" players calling ppl noobs but always joining each others teams...You want competition how about playing vs another "Pro's" team... COWARDS ALL OF YOU (execpt Twitch and Blur they do the right thing)

60) "Pro" players talking about yesteryear on how shit use to be "Oh the glorious battles we use to have"....You sound like AL Bundy, keep your special 4 touchdown game memory to yourself....you been playing here for years.....GET OVER IT

Damn slaughter this thread feels gooood

[weezy Profile]

61) The moron Meds that lead when I'm an Lt. Thats just stupid. Yea I'm standing around so you can give me health, YOU SIMPLE BITCH!

62) The morons who stand and block doorways, if your going to block it, crouch so people can jump over you.

63) The moron leafy.

64) The morons that shoot better when their drunk, stoned, high, etc. WTF that doesn't make sense.

65) The morons think that people hack but in actuality its just that they are getting raged back to the stone age and its nothing that a little shuffle can't fix.

TBC...

Guilty of 56), but its either that or go down the flame infested back stairwell.

[skibby Profile]

lets not forget 66) the fucking retard that throws nades/airstrikes up at/around antenna when at this point in the game all the axis are in the basement. ALL YOU DO IS TK

[=TAO=Flessan Profile]

67) The people who think I'm being serious.
68) The six meds who walk over your dead body.
69) The late-round engineer who grenade gibs the other body next to you, usually after those six-meds have realized you're there.
70) The people who tk you if you a) Get in the way. b) don't give ammo fast enough c) don't give health fast enough. Especially the ones that gib you. (and yes, mister alien I will tk you every time I see you do that.)
71) Meds that don't revive but act like they're the shit.
72) Me, for using this game as a stress reliever.. really should unbind that chat key.. but then again, look at 67.
73) Flamethrowers.. (Why do they always have 300 ping?) Can't see shit for the flames, and all the damage is delayed.. You kill them and think they didn't even fire, and suddenly you spontaneously combust for 30 seconds.
74) The 1 man panzers... why am I always that 1 man!!

[Leafy Profile]

63) The moron leafy.

Ya who is that Leafy guy anyway. Geez.

(75) Admins that think I hack. ZOMG!
(76) Weezy for reminding me of both bad music and mediocre 70s television.

[=TAO=PowerSlave Profile]

lets not forget 66) the fucking retard that throws nades/airstrikes up at/around antenna when at this point in the game all the axis are in the basement. ALL YOU DO IS TK

True, but 66'ers are TKing the 56'ers so it's OK!

77) Guys who have seasonal avatars that are out-of-date

[RETARD Profile Website]

Let's get this list to an even 100 so we can get back to kicking ass on the beach. I'll take the liberty and finish it for you guys.

(77) Not being able to swim past the breakers
(78) No curtains for privacy in the Murder Hole
(79) All the chicks look like soldiers
(80) The barbed wire is getting rusty from the salt water
(81) The flamer that walks right by without offering a light
(82) People calling each other "retard" when you know damn well there can only be one real ReTard !
(83) Not enough keys for new binds
(84) The enemies that catch my tactically well placed grenades and cry lotto
(85) Team mates who get in the way of my tactically well placed grenades
(86) Not enough help planting 20 dynamites in warm up
(87) Half the team throwing nades to break the barbed wire while the other half gets TK'd jumping over it
(88) Knives don't stick to the wall so we can't play darts while camping the war room
(89) The map designer forgot to add the radio sounds in the radio room
(90) Can't find the secret path from "assault" back to my home at 24-7 mp_beach
(91) Hackers that never paid for their shareware aim bot
(92) Players that are mangled so you miss the headshots
(93) Medics don't revive you when you're on top of the netting
(94) There should be ALOT more smoke to cut down on snipers complaining about too much smoke
(95) There should be no limit to the number of players with a panzer so even you noobs have a chance, preferably it should be the ONLY weapon
(96) The elite clans like HAWK that can play four different aliases at once on four different "donation" laptops
(97) What happened to the jetpacks so we can get over the wall ? The run in from the boats is a bitch
(99) Not enough property to damage
(98) Leafy for being too normal of a person
(100) AND .... drum roll please .... (!!!!!!!) ... the number 100 top ten rant, and maybe the last cause nothing beats these, ... THE NUMBER 100 RANT is ..... Man At Arms didn't bring enough beer to the annual barbecue at MsB's house.

Peace and God Bless

[Juventus Profile]

ATTN: Gamb

38) The he hacks he hacks guy, OK I spec'd you, u run the same way every single time, 100 bucks says he has head phones, he owns you in the same spot every SINGLE time, guess what he has GAME SENSE

50) That idiot with the Blackshit(hawk) name

Agreed. Those guys are annoying, but they are pretty amazing players.

[Macabre]

Now if we can just get Dennis Miller to do a YouTube vid of the 100 game rants life would be complete.

[=TAO=Flessan Profile]

Retard's were the best.

But he didn't notice the thread title.

101) Retard forgot 101

[Slaughter2 Profile]

Its not over yet boyz.....we are getting to at least 1,000, no repeats either...i will get the 102 tonite

[Noobimus Profile]

ATTN: Gamb





Agreed. Those guys are annoying, but they are pretty amazing players.

Nah they do really suck like SGT.Dick who is that sexy man XD

also tell wombat to stfu or ill shove my boot up his arse plz and thanks :censor::rant:

[=TAO=CaptTrippS Profile]

undefeated in clanwars

(102) Guys that talk annoying pseudo-bravado shit like we are listening and really give a damn..

(103) Guys that need to look up 'pseudo' or 'bravado' in the dictionary..

(104) Keep to the right people when running, unless you live in the UK and drive on the left-hand side and are used to that...

(105) Stop with the one man army Rambo crap - you are as cheezy as that movie..

(106) GIB ffs! Then they cannot be revived dufus - one less life is one step closer to skull...

Oh yea, and:

48) Leafy for living in Toronto and cheering on the Maple Leafs

48.5) Leafy for not cheering on Grabovski to bitch-slap Blake harder during practice the other day....

[Leafy Profile]

48.5) Leafy for not cheering on Grabovski to bitch-slap Blake harder during practice the other day....

LOL! With ya on that one. Wonder if they would fight like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ydsUCzi2E&feature=related
That still cracks me up. As Squareballz put it - looks like Donkey Kong LOL!

As for the HAWK clan (a) wtf are clamwars? and (b) you guys came in dead last at my LAN tournament.

[=TAO=CaptTrippS Profile]

LOL! With ya on that one. Wonder if they would fight like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ydsUCzi2E&feature=related
That still cracks me up. As Squareballz put it - looks like Donkey Kong LOL!

Semin plays Staal's bongos LOL!