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Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby Macabre » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:02 am

Im on vacation and my main pc is in the shop after it died on me 2 days ago. I do however have wolfenstein and fraps on this pc so all is good. Earlier, in a drunken stupor, I had a vision. I would create a fraps wolfenstein movie, shot in 22 parts, each part a tribute to not only wolf but James Bond movies. If your given a part in my movie tribute thing, I fully expect your cooperation in this endeavor. Thnx

Below is a list of sections the movie will be in. One each for the 22 bond movies, in order. Each has a bond tribute title with the name of our wolfenstein superstar.

1. DrKle!n
2. From Retard With Love
3. GambFinger
4. Thunderbah
5. You Only Pappaboner Twice
6. On Her SSMaria's Secret Service
7. Agents Are Forever (Going to need all Agents on this shoot)
8. Live and Let Dick Burns Have The Ducts
9. The Man With The Golden Gun (Macabre's gratuitous boner shots)
10. The Euro Who Jaboned Me (Will need Euro and Jaboneyard for shots)
11. Masteryraker
12. For MAA's Eyes Only (SHHH)
13. SuperPuzzy a.k.a Thats My Little Superpuzzy
14. A Pico To A Kill
15. The Living Destructor
16. License To Panz - The Kman Story
17. GoldenCateye (There is to be no confusion, This is not about pissing)
18. Bubba Never Dies
19. The Beach Is Not Enough (All Map Change Whiners Please Report)
20. Die Another Dogday
21. Ch1ck Royal (Wear Something Sexy)
22. Quantum Of SquareBallz

Hold your breaths and await the emails I will be sending out, once I sober up, to all you actors who will play a part in what I hope to be the greatest frapped Wolfenstein James Bond tribute of all times!!!

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby Nubz » Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:08 am

so mad i did not make the list :wall:

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby Macabre » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:44 am

Ill give you "The Man With The Golden Nubz". Completely opposite of what I was going for but....

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby B » Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:53 am

16. License To Panz - The Kman Story...pffff...as if he's better than me..

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby caffeine » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:21 am

that's actually quite witty and well thought out. nubz he didn't include you b/c you don't play this game.

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby =TAO=PowerSlave » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:29 am

DON'T FORGET OctoPuzzy !!


oops.. I guess she already got #13
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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby S.Shooter » Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:04 am

Nice idea. Too bad to waste it on spectators and tk'ers, but perhaps it's a parody?
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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby CHICK » Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:26 am

Number 8... Live and let Dick Burns have the ducts.... hehehe
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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby PappaBoner » Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:56 am

Dude, that sounds funny:P and time consumming.:zzz:
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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby Nubz » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:30 pm

caffeine wrote:that's actually quite witty and well thought out. nubz he didn't include you b/c you don't play this game.

Still waiting on ethernet cable to get a hard line to my laptop. Don't worry caffiene, I will be back on shortly to make you look stupid. Well, as dumb as I can without you getting in the way and beating me to it.

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby caffeine » Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:18 pm

i've never seen someone wait for an ethernet cable for months. sally

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby Macabre » Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:05 pm

Now that I have had sleep and time to think about it, I'm so embarassed and sorry for putting this up. If I would have been sober and in the right frame of mind, I would have kept it simple and gone with something like Star Wars or Indiana Jones.

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby caffeine » Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:19 pm

too late now you gotta follow through

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby picmip » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:08 am

frap frap frap frap :badger:

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Re: Wolfenstein, James Wolfenstein

Postby CHICK » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:12 am

Can I be PrincessCumOnIWannaLayYa?
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