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- Doug the Unforgiven
by Doug the Unforgiven » Sun May 25, 2003 11:33 am
Thank you, Gump, for bringing in some Founding Father quotes. People like to blab about original intent - the Founders(not the shapeshifters) gave us plenty of original intent in their writings, etc. An armed populace was meant to safeguard against government tyranny, among other things. What good is it if the government controls the "militia"?
BTW, the word 'galaxy' comes from the Latin word for 'milk'. Does that mean that galaxies are made of milk? That's an unbelievably huge cow.
Now can we take the gun talk somewhere else? We're here to talk about how much balls Keek sucks - an amazing amount.
BTW, the word 'galaxy' comes from the Latin word for 'milk'. Does that mean that galaxies are made of milk? That's an unbelievably huge cow.
Now can we take the gun talk somewhere else? We're here to talk about how much balls Keek sucks - an amazing amount.
- Rule of Wrist
by Rule of Wrist » Mon May 26, 2003 4:01 am
See, I know what the fuck I'm talking about, as gump shows... I just don't feel the need to bring out longwinded evidence, but I guess to silence all of the disbelievers out there, I will in the future...
I didn't say what the meaning of militia was by the original definition, I said what the founders of the constitution meant militia to mean, as gump puts it so well. There is no ambiguity as to there intentions of never placing restrictions on the ownership of firearms (for the peacable citizens: law abiding).
This is why I say that gun control laws violate the second amendment. They are just never challenged.
Zog, you shouldn't piss so many people off adminning, then you wouldn't have to fear gun owners.... (god damn that zog guy! hmm let's just pull up the old internet trace program, a bottle of tequila and a 9MM. It's huntin' time! )
Back to keek... his exploits in the pig-raping field are legendary in the prison community, as are his prison raping exploits in the prison community. And I think based on his attire in his picture that he is a brown belt in karate ??????!
I didn't say what the meaning of militia was by the original definition, I said what the founders of the constitution meant militia to mean, as gump puts it so well. There is no ambiguity as to there intentions of never placing restrictions on the ownership of firearms (for the peacable citizens: law abiding).
This is why I say that gun control laws violate the second amendment. They are just never challenged.
Zog, you shouldn't piss so many people off adminning, then you wouldn't have to fear gun owners....
(god damn that zog guy! hmm let's just pull up the old internet trace program, a bottle of tequila and a 9MM. It's huntin' time! )
Back to keek... his exploits in the pig-raping field are legendary in the prison community, as are his prison raping exploits in the prison community. And I think based on his attire in his picture that he is a brown belt in karate ??????!
- Col Klink
by Col Klink » Mon May 26, 2003 5:08 am
Gun control... the act of receiving "High honors" for accuracy after a game. 
Per admin edict... Keek you are slime and my favorite person to try to skull out
Bea$t... you are too easy to mess with. I love it when you go gonzo weird and all. You are incredibly easy to kill too, and I like that in an opponent. See you do have some good points as Keek was pointing out!
On admins... Being admin has to have some advantages (like slapping me silly all the time just as I set up my shot- the joiks) but for the most part they don't get squat. Do they abuse their power? If they don't like you they can make it hell for you (that's why I changed my name on the server), but for the most part they seem to try and avoid using their powers for personal vendettas. They are trying (I hope) to make the game fluid and fun for everyone. So cut them some slack and
STOP BLOCKING THE &*%&$ SPAWN YOU EEEDEEYOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Col Klink
Per admin edict... Keek you are slime and my favorite person to try to skull out
Bea$t... you are too easy to mess with. I love it when you go gonzo weird and all. You are incredibly easy to kill too, and I like that in an opponent. See you do have some good points as Keek was pointing out!
On admins... Being admin has to have some advantages (like slapping me silly all the time just as I set up my shot- the joiks) but for the most part they don't get squat. Do they abuse their power? If they don't like you they can make it hell for you (that's why I changed my name on the server), but for the most part they seem to try and avoid using their powers for personal vendettas. They are trying (I hope) to make the game fluid and fun for everyone. So cut them some slack and
STOP BLOCKING THE &*%&$ SPAWN YOU EEEDEEYOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Col Klink
- Keekanoo
by Keekanoo » Mon May 26, 2003 3:28 pm
I think there should be a study. I've noticed that around 5pm eastern standard, there's a whole herd of tards suddenly. Someone should put a trace and figure out if these guys are all in the same time-zone area. If so, I highly suspect an entire swath of longitudinal area has been subjected to some form of pollutant which converts youth and play-minded adults into selfish, thoughtless, ego-maniacs.
Further, I speculate that guys who use spam-slogans over and over are from the same coordinates. I was almost going to try and reason with one the other night. He was hell bent on telling everyone everytime he was recharging/reloading/switching character class/priming a grenade/taking a pee/picking his nose/etc. I requested he ease up, naturally, and to which he responded, naturally, why? 'I'm lettin' my team know what's goin' on.' For a moment I thought I'd point out the obvious that if everyone did what he did, say 50 people spamming their intentions every 5 seconds, that the text screen would go by faster than a stock-market ticker-tape.
But what's the point of saying the obvious? Kicking is so much easier and establishes a leveling ground, a kind of barbed-wire crawl field with live ammo whizzing above.
So to all you tards out there, if I have the time, I'll type in something like 'don't spam' when I kick you. It doesn't mean that I don't like you. It doesn't mean I don't get warm fuzzy feelings when I see you in the game. It doesn't mean that I havn't put some thought into my decisions.
And tards, if you get kicked, don't, please don't--I really mean don't, argue with the admins about it when you come back in. Nothing gets my hackles up faster than a door-blocking panzer jock coming back and saying he wasn't blocking. And worse than actually lieing about it, insulting an admin. Big boo-boo. Make bad hurt.
I enjoy playing the game. I don't want to pause in the trench, or on a platform waiting to get picked off by Col Klink, or some jock-panzer, while I type out 'Tard666 don't block the spawn'. I especially don't like getting killed 2 minutes later when I hide in a hallway somewhere typing !kick tard666 spawn block. And I REALLY don't like getting killed in a room 2 minutes later as tard666 comes in saying 'Keekunadoo you're an asshole I wasn't bloockang' and I have to start type-arguing back.
Only Col Klink derives enjoyment out of this exchange.
Col Klink is a sniper.
I don't care for snipers. I think they're largely a waste of time.
Ergo, I don't like makeing Col Klink happy.
So please, Tards, if for nothing else, help stop making snipers happy. Mmmm..k?
Further, I speculate that guys who use spam-slogans over and over are from the same coordinates. I was almost going to try and reason with one the other night. He was hell bent on telling everyone everytime he was recharging/reloading/switching character class/priming a grenade/taking a pee/picking his nose/etc. I requested he ease up, naturally, and to which he responded, naturally, why? 'I'm lettin' my team know what's goin' on.' For a moment I thought I'd point out the obvious that if everyone did what he did, say 50 people spamming their intentions every 5 seconds, that the text screen would go by faster than a stock-market ticker-tape.
But what's the point of saying the obvious? Kicking is so much easier and establishes a leveling ground, a kind of barbed-wire crawl field with live ammo whizzing above.
So to all you tards out there, if I have the time, I'll type in something like 'don't spam' when I kick you. It doesn't mean that I don't like you. It doesn't mean I don't get warm fuzzy feelings when I see you in the game. It doesn't mean that I havn't put some thought into my decisions.
And tards, if you get kicked, don't, please don't--I really mean don't, argue with the admins about it when you come back in. Nothing gets my hackles up faster than a door-blocking panzer jock coming back and saying he wasn't blocking. And worse than actually lieing about it, insulting an admin. Big boo-boo. Make bad hurt.
I enjoy playing the game. I don't want to pause in the trench, or on a platform waiting to get picked off by Col Klink, or some jock-panzer, while I type out 'Tard666 don't block the spawn'. I especially don't like getting killed 2 minutes later when I hide in a hallway somewhere typing !kick tard666 spawn block. And I REALLY don't like getting killed in a room 2 minutes later as tard666 comes in saying 'Keekunadoo you're an asshole I wasn't bloockang' and I have to start type-arguing back.
Only Col Klink derives enjoyment out of this exchange.
Col Klink is a sniper.
I don't care for snipers. I think they're largely a waste of time.
Ergo, I don't like makeing Col Klink happy.
So please, Tards, if for nothing else, help stop making snipers happy. Mmmm..k?
- Rule of Wrist
by Rule of Wrist » Mon May 26, 2003 4:06 pm
Yeah! what he said 'n stuff... (that'll learn 'em)
Yes, the only snipers I can have an inkling of respect for are the guys who post to the right of the big ladder by the breach, at least they have a chance to pick off people coming after the doc carrier...
Other than that, I put them somewhere between pond scum and that white stuff you get on the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty...
Oh, yeah... Keek is to assholes what Asia is to continents: the biggest in the world
PS hey keek, go for some more bans... why kick when you can ban?
Yes, the only snipers I can have an inkling of respect for are the guys who post to the right of the big ladder by the breach, at least they have a chance to pick off people coming after the doc carrier...
Other than that, I put them somewhere between pond scum and that white stuff you get on the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty...
Oh, yeah... Keek is to assholes what Asia is to continents: the biggest in the world
PS hey keek, go for some more bans... why kick when you can ban?
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by SavageParrot » Mon May 26, 2003 5:39 pm
As you are a sniper clink I can't really see that it makes a difference to you if tards do block the forward bunker door, just an observation. 5 Pm eastern is when the fun runners join in after a hard day stacking shelves at k-mart isn't it?
Kid you are spelling it wrong it is P O T A T O E.
Kid you are spelling it wrong it is P O T A T O E.
- $$$
by $$$ » Tue May 27, 2003 2:56 pm
Originally posted by Col Klink
Bea$t... you are too easy to mess with. I love it when you go gonzo weird and all. You are incredibly easy to kill too, and I like that in an opponent. See you do have some good points as Keek was pointing out!
Lol Klink you are truly a funny guy..especially since im not that easy to kill
, whatever tho, Ill be happy to frag you on the beach some more - Keekanoo
by Keekanoo » Thu May 29, 2003 4:33 pm
Kill Ratio? LOL Actually, I'd love to see how MANY kills the avg player gets in a game compared to you, Klink, or any of the numerous snipers. My kill ratio is 1.28, but I can say truthfully that numerous times I've laid waste to entire teams of doc-carriers, or, reverse, most of the occupants in a wr. And not with a faust.
Someone said it before, and it's true--a well placed sniper IN the front lines is invaluable for taking out the impetus of enemy group-charges--or, more importantly, for protecting the spawn. I almost always feed a sniper who's allied sniping from the top platform. That platform, in my opinion, is critical in winning the game. Control that and you control the axis. In reverse, an effective team fighting from the top axis spawn area platform devestates allied reinforcements making the dash across the opposite platform.
Someone said it before, and it's true--a well placed sniper IN the front lines is invaluable for taking out the impetus of enemy group-charges--or, more importantly, for protecting the spawn. I almost always feed a sniper who's allied sniping from the top platform. That platform, in my opinion, is critical in winning the game. Control that and you control the axis. In reverse, an effective team fighting from the top axis spawn area platform devestates allied reinforcements making the dash across the opposite platform.
- Rule of Wrist
by Rule of Wrist » Thu May 29, 2003 4:51 pm
Here's the comparo between keek and klink... enlightening... don't pay attention to klink's medic stats, since he only spent 1 min as one...
Basically what this says is that klink IS a good sniper, but compared to someone who does something else with their time, his usefulness on this map is miniscule. But this is basically what EVERYONE (except snipers) says about the beach map. (IMO the best map for snipers is Tram).
Basically what this says is that klink IS a good sniper, but compared to someone who does something else with their time, his usefulness on this map is miniscule. But this is basically what EVERYONE (except snipers) says about the beach map. (IMO the best map for snipers is Tram).
- Col Klink
by Col Klink » Thu May 29, 2003 5:41 pm
Chu know...
I was going to say that if I was HALF the player Keekanoo is, I would be pretty durn good. But now you point out that I am a full 2/3's of a Keek with a lowly sniper rifle, but I don't get killed as often! Hey, I can live with that!!! I usually kill between 20 and 40 in a game. If Bea$t is on the other side, it will be closer to 40. Actually, the Zoloft Kid is the easiest target around (no offence Bea$t) and I do love to pop panzies and medics. The only person who kills me more than I kill them is BulletRide, but I am catching up! Actually, I think Suicidal Freak has a couple on me (I really pissed him off), but not like Bulletride.
I agree with you about that front spot being key to the game... but you also need one sharp shooter (ahem) to keep the Axis off of the beach and out of the lower bunkhouse. Keek, I get you there a lot and also Lone Wolf, usually just as you enter the door.
BUT... most lieuts do NOT like to feed a sniper squat! I usually have to go get myself killed (think what my K/R would really be!) or run around begging for ammo. I spend a good quarter of the game trying to get more ammo after I run slap out. I also tie up good players who get pissed that the guy on the hill is popping them all the time (like Bea$t and Suicidal Freak). They come gunning for me leaving you guys with less firepower directed at you. Of course, when I piss off a moderator with my alarming accuracy (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk) he just slaps me around so I can't give him the hell he deserves. But still... you need two very productive snipers; one up front and one guarding the beach and possibly one in that nook right by the breach.
Col Klink
I was going to say that if I was HALF the player Keekanoo is, I would be pretty durn good. But now you point out that I am a full 2/3's of a Keek with a lowly sniper rifle, but I don't get killed as often! Hey, I can live with that!!!
I usually kill between 20 and 40 in a game. If Bea$t is on the other side, it will be closer to 40. Actually, the Zoloft Kid is the easiest target around (no offence Bea$t) and I do love to pop panzies and medics. The only person who kills me more than I kill them is BulletRide, but I am catching up! Actually, I think Suicidal Freak has a couple on me (I really pissed him off), but not like Bulletride.
I agree with you about that front spot being key to the game... but you also need one sharp shooter (ahem) to keep the Axis off of the beach and out of the lower bunkhouse. Keek, I get you there a lot and also Lone Wolf, usually just as you enter the door.
BUT... most lieuts do NOT like to feed a sniper squat! I usually have to go get myself killed (think what my K/R would really be!) or run around begging for ammo. I spend a good quarter of the game trying to get more ammo after I run slap out. I also tie up good players who get pissed that the guy on the hill is popping them all the time (like Bea$t and Suicidal Freak). They come gunning for me leaving you guys with less firepower directed at you. Of course, when I piss off a moderator with my alarming accuracy (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk) he just slaps me around so I can't give him the hell he deserves. But still... you need two very productive snipers; one up front and one guarding the beach and possibly one in that nook right by the breach.
Col Klink
by Lord ZOG » Thu May 29, 2003 5:44 pm
Klink/Clone....you ever go wading in an Egyptian River?
Lord ZOG
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."
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