Canadians defeat AMERICANS this weekend...
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by Camel toe joe » Tue Jul 08, 2003 4:46 pm
It sure would be ugly if Canada and the US went to war today....but we all know who would win;)
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Re: Re: Re: Canadians defeat AMERICANS this weekend...
by Chacal » Tue Jul 08, 2003 5:29 pm
Originally posted by Cpl. Bingham
Doug, we Canadians practically are British. Were still a British colony, not to mention I live in BRITISH Columbia.....
Hem...
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by Rule of Wrist » Tue Jul 08, 2003 6:01 pm
Originally posted by Camel toe joe
It sure would be ugly if Canada and the US went to war today....but we all know who would win;)
There' already a movie about this...
"South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"
Gotta love Cartman's profane vchip-enhanced tirade to send Saddam Hussein plunging onto a stalagmite of hell...
"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
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by shockwave203 » Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:58 pm
William Shatner actually went to my highschool when he was younger 
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by Mr. Yuck » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:28 am
Schattner rules and RUSH rocks! Long live our British...errr French...errrr Canadian friends to the North!!
P.S. - You can keep Tom Green, give us Pam Anderson and your beer.
P.P.S.S. --- Doug, isn't that picture from the Canadian Military exercises from last week???
P.S. - You can keep Tom Green, give us Pam Anderson and your beer.
P.P.S.S. --- Doug, isn't that picture from the Canadian Military exercises from last week???
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by Keekanoo » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:10 pm
I wasn't knocking Shatner.
Shatner, a true Canadian, didn't trifle in tiny wars on small back-water planets on the outer fringe of the spiral arms. Mr. Shatner took the fight to the biggest meanest toughest aliens out there.
And John Chretian, our Prime Minister, is no exception. He's not bothering with plans on beating up practically defenseless third-world countries. He's considering tackling one of the meanest, most ruthless advesaries this planet has ever seen: The Newfounlander when told beer price taxes will be raised.
Shatner, a true Canadian, didn't trifle in tiny wars on small back-water planets on the outer fringe of the spiral arms. Mr. Shatner took the fight to the biggest meanest toughest aliens out there.
And John Chretian, our Prime Minister, is no exception. He's not bothering with plans on beating up practically defenseless third-world countries. He's considering tackling one of the meanest, most ruthless advesaries this planet has ever seen: The Newfounlander when told beer price taxes will be raised.
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by Keekanoo » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:41 pm
We've also unleashed upon the world Jim Carey.
And who else could have pulled off so adeptly the starring roles in Saving Private Ryan AND Castaway but Tom Hanks?
We do, however, appologize for Martin Short.
Without the Canada-Arm, the U.S. space shuttle would be using the original design system of pushing things around with it's nose-cone, or, the alternate plan, of using 23 chirpa's driving a complicated pulley's and wheels system.
Niagra Falls from States sides looks like a torrent of dirty smelly sewage falling down a deep hole. From our side you get to see one of the Wonders of the World in it's full splendour. Except those natty factory stacks creeping along the States shoreline, created by architects and designers with a decided lack of tourist-voyeurism in mind. Which explains why our side, lush with cool places even more coolely designed, is so busy.
Canadian highways are not built by disgruntled workers who install nasty little ridge-bumps every 13.5 feet. You can drive down a Canadian highway without your fillings rattling out or your coffee spluttering everywhere.
Coffee. We have Tim Hortons. You don't. Well, you have one or two, but it's a fairly well-kept Canadian secret.
You don't need a gun and flack jacket in Canada to get some milk at the variety store.
Your car is still parked outside when you've purchased your milk.
Your car still has all it's pieces, thus saving Canadians long drives down ridge-infested highways on steel rims.
Our money is interesting and pleasing to look at. It's also harder to photo-copy. A lot harder.
In Canada you can stroll leisurely through rows upon rows of alcohol, none of which is behind cages or guarded by burly men with skewed baseball caps and shotguns.
The check-out girls at our liquor stores are often very attractive, lacking in the missing teeth, foul-breath, bandana, torn greasy shirt and 12 day stubble of their Southern counterparts. Nor do they reside behind heavy steal meshes or have conspiciously placed vcr-camera equipment set up behind them with you as the main actor on the tv screen. They actually smile pleasantly.
Canada does lack the excitement and adventure of renting a armored personal carrier and driving hell-bent-for-leather through the ghetto.
In Canada 'Wrent-a-wreck' car agencies offer comfortable, modern sedans and such, not left over bullet-riddled pick-ups imported from tourist hot-spots like the Sudan or El Salvador.
In Canada we prefer to see bears enjoying the wilds, rather than grimacing glassy-eyed from a wall in a road-side boozer with base-ball caps dangling from it's teeth.
And who else could have pulled off so adeptly the starring roles in Saving Private Ryan AND Castaway but Tom Hanks?
We do, however, appologize for Martin Short.
Without the Canada-Arm, the U.S. space shuttle would be using the original design system of pushing things around with it's nose-cone, or, the alternate plan, of using 23 chirpa's driving a complicated pulley's and wheels system.
Niagra Falls from States sides looks like a torrent of dirty smelly sewage falling down a deep hole. From our side you get to see one of the Wonders of the World in it's full splendour. Except those natty factory stacks creeping along the States shoreline, created by architects and designers with a decided lack of tourist-voyeurism in mind. Which explains why our side, lush with cool places even more coolely designed, is so busy.
Canadian highways are not built by disgruntled workers who install nasty little ridge-bumps every 13.5 feet. You can drive down a Canadian highway without your fillings rattling out or your coffee spluttering everywhere.
Coffee. We have Tim Hortons. You don't. Well, you have one or two, but it's a fairly well-kept Canadian secret.
You don't need a gun and flack jacket in Canada to get some milk at the variety store.
Your car is still parked outside when you've purchased your milk.
Your car still has all it's pieces, thus saving Canadians long drives down ridge-infested highways on steel rims.
Our money is interesting and pleasing to look at. It's also harder to photo-copy. A lot harder.
In Canada you can stroll leisurely through rows upon rows of alcohol, none of which is behind cages or guarded by burly men with skewed baseball caps and shotguns.
The check-out girls at our liquor stores are often very attractive, lacking in the missing teeth, foul-breath, bandana, torn greasy shirt and 12 day stubble of their Southern counterparts. Nor do they reside behind heavy steal meshes or have conspiciously placed vcr-camera equipment set up behind them with you as the main actor on the tv screen. They actually smile pleasantly.
Canada does lack the excitement and adventure of renting a armored personal carrier and driving hell-bent-for-leather through the ghetto.
In Canada 'Wrent-a-wreck' car agencies offer comfortable, modern sedans and such, not left over bullet-riddled pick-ups imported from tourist hot-spots like the Sudan or El Salvador.
In Canada we prefer to see bears enjoying the wilds, rather than grimacing glassy-eyed from a wall in a road-side boozer with base-ball caps dangling from it's teeth.
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by shockwave203 » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:02 pm
whoa whoa, take it easy on the US. THere are MANY places in the US that are very nice to live, and there are places in Canada which are rough and nasty.
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