Canadians defeat AMERICANS this weekend...

by **Doug the Unforgiven** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:30 pm

Originally posted by Keekanoo
Blah blah blah blah blah blah Canada is good blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah moose make good lover blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....ad infinitum.

Originally posted by Rule of Wrist
All that stuff is all well and fine Keek, but it's pretty much cancelled out by Quebec

Sorry, Keek...I didn't want to be one of the idiots who would fully quote a huge-ass post. I'm sure Canada is a wonderful place, as you describe; unfortunately what Rule says is also true.

One day perhaps our two countries will be one. I am hoping for the "Fallout" version of future US/Canadian relations.

by **shockwave203** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:55 pm

I know, but I would still be a little offended if I was an American, partly because much of what you said is true

J/K

by **Agent-Commando** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:01 pm

Dear God what have I done?

Perhaps this should be settled in a match of BF1942...like our BOTA matches but now it's Battle of the Neighbours!

by **Keekanoo** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:03 pm

Agent-Commando, I've no doubt the Canadians in such a game contest would win. The last World wide gaming championship was won by a Canadian, I believe.

by **Freedom** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:39 pm

Originally posted by Keekanoo
Agent-Commando, I've no doubt the Canadians in such a game contest would win. The last World wide gaming championship was won by a Canadian, I believe.

Yawn............... :roll:

by **RCglider** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:17 am

Originally posted by Keekanoo
I wasn't knocking Shatner.

And John Chretian, our Prime Minister, is no exception. He's not bothering with plans on beating up practically defenseless third world countries.

Don't worry, America has no intention of invading Canada at this time.....

by **Doug the Unforgiven** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:51 pm

BTW, thanks a million for Bryan Adams and Celine Dion. :mad:

by **Horsepower** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:00 pm

heh, Canada has problems of it's own. I saw this posted by a Canadian on another forum...

I Am Canadian!

I am a minority in Vancouver, Banff, and every casino in this county.

I was born in 1976, yet I am responsible for some Native's great great grandfather who screwed himself out of his land in the 1800's.

I pay import tax on cars made in Ontario.

I am allowed to skydive and smoke, but not allowed to drive without a seat belt.

All the money I make up until mid July must go to paying taxes.

I live and work among people who believe Americans are ignorant. These same people cannot name this country's new Territory.

Although I am sometimes forced to live on Kraft Dinner, and don't have a pot to piss in, I sleep well, knowing that I've helped purchase a nice six figure home in Vancouver for some unskilled Chinese refugee.

Although they are unpatriotic and constantly try to separate, Quebec still provides my nation's Prime Ministers.

95percent of my nation's international conflicts are over fish.

I'm supposed to call black people African Canadians. Although I'm sure none of them have ever been to Africa, or east of Halifax for that matter.

I believe that paying a 200 percent tax on alcohol is fair.

Even if I have no idea what happened to that old rifle my grandfather gave me when I was 14, I will be considered a criminal if I don't register it.

I DO know Jeff from Toronto.

I often badmouth the United States, and then vacation there three times a year.

I'm led to believe that some lazy ass unionized broom pusher who makes 30 dollars an hour is underpaid and therefore must go on strike, but paying 10 dollars an hour to someone who works 12 hour shifts at 40 below on an oil rig is fair.

I believe that paying 30 million for 3 stripes (The Voice of Fire) by the National Art Gallery was a good purchase, even though 99 percent of this country didn't want it. Or will ever see it.

When I look at my pay stub and realize that I take home a third of what I actually make. I say "Oh well, at least we have better health care than the Americans".

I must bail out farmers when their crops are too wet or too dry, because I control the rain.

My National Anthem has versions in both official languages. And I don't know either of them.

Canada is the highest taxed nation in North America, the biggest military buffer for the United States, and the number one destination for fleeing boat people.

I am not an angry white male.

I am an angry broke taxpayer.

by **shockwave203** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:08 pm

hahaha, most of that is so true

by **Rule of Wrist** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:10 pm

Take that keek!

Congratulations BTW... heard you just received your black belt in mooserapekuendo... a significant milestone

by **Freedom** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:09 pm

Originally posted by Horsepower
I pay import tax on cars made in Ontario.

The Canadians make a car?

by **shockwave203** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:53 pm

Originally posted by Freedom
The Canadians make a car?

we make most of our cars in the country now, instead of importing most of them, thank-you-very-much

Even though the cars are still american and japanese

that's what we need, a real canadian car! What's a good name for a canadian car company?

Beaver-mobiles?

Canadians defeat AMERICANS this weekend...

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