300 Illegal Workers Arrested at Wal-Marts

by **Buliwyf** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 6:55 pm

WASHINGTON - Federal officials arrested more than 300 illegal workers at 61 Wal-Mart stores across the country early Thursday morning and searched the office of one of the retail chain's corporate executives, a federal official said.

http://www.comcast.net/News/DOMESTIC//XML/1110_AP_Online_Regional___National__US_/93e098c8-be3e-4930-b0c3-a16e4d4629ad.html

by **Xenius** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:05 pm

Some were in virginia, no doubt at the walmart near my home. Whenever I'm in there at 3am with friends I see a ton of mexicans, none who know wtf I'm talking about if I ask them something.

by Conscious* » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:06 pm

walmart stays open till 3am in the morning?

by **Xenius** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:08 pm

Yeah, the super wal-marts are open 24 hours.

by Conscious* » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:09 pm

ooo you didnt specify that

by **shockwave203** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:12 pm

super walmarts? never see one

by **Wairudo Enjin** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:33 pm

Originally posted by shockwave203
super walmarts? never see one

They are faster than a speeding bullet, that's why!

by **Matt174e** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:52 pm

by **Agent-Commando** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:12 pm

Originally posted by shockwave203
super walmarts? never see one

Are they vulnerable to Kryptonite? :roll:

by **Fat Bastard** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:16 pm

ours isnt a super walmart but its open 24/7 and any mexicans found around here are lost or just passing through

by **Camel toe joe** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:29 am

got this in a email today thought it fit nicely with this thread

I like #13 best

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in House wares . . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

by **Xenius** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:40 am

I like the condoms one and the mission impossible thing best.

by **007** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:49 am

Originally posted by Camel toe joe
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

by **Buliwyf** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:32 pm

Originally posted by Camel toe joe
got this in a email today thought it fit nicely with this thread

I like #13 best

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in House wares . . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

LOL

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

by **=XAV=** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 4:40 am

Originally posted by shockwave203
super walmarts? never see one

ME neither... Maybe because I live in Belgium :confused:

enjoy the week end

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