Favorite Sayings

by **Bossman** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:10 pm

What are your favorite sayings or phrases? (For some reason I found people from the south tend to have much more colorful ways of making a point than us northerners).

One I heard recently on TS (can't remember who said it to give credit).... "I'm outta here like a fat kid in dodgeball"

Or a Texas friend of mine who was trying to make a point about multi-tasking..."If you have the hose out to water the lawn you might as well wash the car"

The classic "Hornier than a 2 peckered billy goat"

by **BladeRunner** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:24 pm

Talking to a smacker in game, " If your brains turned to
gas you would not have enough to run a piss ants motorcycle
around a bb twice".

by **Xenius** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:34 pm

Originally posted by bossman
One I heard recently on TS (can't remember who said it to give credit).... "I'm outta here like a fat kid in dodgeball"

Along those lines..."I'm out like a boner in sweatpants."

by **(SEETHER)** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:33 pm

"I'm going to pull out your eyes and shove them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you."

:flame:

S.S. Seether

by **Chacal** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:37 pm

"The ship is going down like a cheerleader on prom night"

by **Schrapnel** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:52 pm

" On it like a fat kid on a smartie":D

by **Sir Loin** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:32 pm

when leaving........."Lets make like a dick and beat it"
"Lets make like a hippy and smoke this
joint"

by **senwolf31** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:38 pm

Im off like a prom dress

You dont know if youre arse is punched or bored

Youd be doing better to be a one legged man in a arse kicking contest

They are being a id10t

by **{GAG}Night** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:12 pm

"Im on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich".

by **Rocky Dennis** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:24 pm

"Don't get your dress over your head"

by **Kurith** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:25 pm

"fizz-head" as in "bossman you are a fizz-head"

by **RCglider** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:34 pm

He's as useless as teets on a boar hog.

Who said these:
That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin ball-
He's so dum he thinks the Mexican border pays rent.
Like my Grandpappy used to say, thar's a pollcat in the henhouse.

by **frankk6969** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:48 am

On it like white on rice on a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snowstorm.

by **American McGee** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:18 am

actual use in game from me: "Get over it newb and go back to the EA servers!"
Also commonly heard from me "What the hell?" "G*ddammit!" and "Oh yeah, what's it like bein ma' B*TCH!"

by **Rule of Wrist** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:30 am

Dumber than a bag of hammers...

You couldn't hit the floor if you fell...

His train of thought is still boarding at the station...

Busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest...

About as sharp as a bag of wet mice...

Hotter than two polar bears fucking in the back of a volkswagon...

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose...

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