|RE|Tard FAQ

by **JamaicanBuddha** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:04 pm

Q. Are you really retarded ?
A. No, actually I am of superior intellect.

Q. Why do you suck ?
A. Because I really don't care to not suck

Q. What is your admin test ?
A. Peon where I am most happy getting pee'd on

Q. Why did you TK me ?
A. To assert the fact that I own you.

Q. Your binds suck, can you quit using them ?
A. No, they amuse me, and I don't care about you

Q. Any tips for newbies ?
A. Throw lots of nades and hope you kill more enemies than friends

Q. Are you a hacker ?
A. Yes, but an honest one, only because I used to be a software engineer. I don't hack rtcw

Q. Can you teach me how to play ?
A. No, you hopelessly suck

Q. Whats the best team you've ever been on ?
A. The one I'm on right now, Freedom and Democracy for all humans on this planet

Q. Are you insane or stupid or what ?
A. Yeah, the many years of paxil, marijuana, and alcohol have opened numerous brilliant doorways to enlightenment, so yeah, I guess I'm legally insane, but so what

Q. Should we care about your FAQ ?
A. Yes, because I don't care about you, it's a freakin game you retard ! Let's just have fun and more Drama, I love drama ! There should be many more retards on the beach but too many people take it seriously, like retards in clans, no offense but I own you. Have a nice day.

by **Wolfy2** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:09 pm

Originally posted by JamaicanBuddha
Q. Should we care about your FAQ ?

thats just the thing.. we don't.

:tard:

by **JamaicanBuddha** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:10 pm

Hey Wolfy, Your mother told me she caught you and the boy next door comparing penis sizes !! Oops, I promised that I wouldn't embarss you. sorry ... me bad

by **|RS|SquareBallz** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:46 pm

lol, I saw this coming....

by **El Snipo** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:45 pm

ugh, why do we hate retard so much? probably bc of shit like this.

by **Wolfy2** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:49 pm

Originally posted by |RS|SquareBallz
lol, I saw this coming....

heh.. yea.

and snipo, i love you too.

by **JamaicanBuddha** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:59 pm

Thank you my fan club Wolfy2 and El Snipo, you two are honorary retards in my clan.

by **El Snipo** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:07 pm

Originally posted by Wolfy2
heh.. yea.

and snipo, i love you too.

Likewise

Lucky us, to be honorary retards... dear God.

by **Stl Lunatic** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:12 pm

Originally posted by JamaicanBuddha
Thank you my fan club Wolfy2 and El Snipo, you two are honorary retards in my clan.

I can't wait till you actually get banned from the server for being a RE|TARD...and come back to the forums crying that it was admin abuse and that it was'nt your fault. Please by all means have fun being a :tard:

by **PL_M@ster** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:26 pm

|RE|Tard you pwn.

by **Sabres** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:31 pm

Originally posted by JamaicanBuddha
...it's a freakin game you retard ! Let's just have fun...

there ya go! everyone needs to take a second and realize this.

by **El Snipo** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:39 pm

Originally posted by Sabres
there ya go! everyone needs to take a second and realize this.

Could... but it seems funnier to f*ck with him.

by **Stl Lunatic** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:43 pm

Originally posted by El Snipo
Could... but it seems funnier to f*ck with him.

It does doesnt it El Snipo...and also keep up the good spamming bro..you have almost caught up with me ...me 5 monthes ago 600 you 200...now me 700 you 600...sorry if not exzact im too lazy to look back and see what it actually is lol.

by **El Snipo** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:45 pm

lol, I'm at 700 too... but still a bit behind ya. haha, thanks for the spam support, always nice. I remember that, thinking "shit, I'll NEVER catch up with Luna, oh well, better start posting" haha, and here we are.

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