computer hardware profiler?

by **Wesley** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:27 am

I know you guys can help me out here. I am looking for a program that scans your computer and outputs a file containing detailed information on your hardware. I bought my CPU barebones with processor over two years ago, I am not sure what socket it is 754 or 939. Also other information could be real handy to me. Thanks smackers!

by **YOOPER** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:51 pm

Belarc advisor isn't bad, but I don't know if it has super-detailed hardware info. For that, check out System Information by Topala Software Solutions.

by **Lord ZOG** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:57 pm

Nice Yoop. Gives you the CD-Keys you're using for Windows, Office, even some games.

No install required, so it can run from a USB Drive.

Exports to an easy to read\navigate HTML file.

It even told me my cats hated the dry food I was feeding them. Amazing.

Here's the URL if anyone's interested;

http://www.gtopala.com/siw-download.html

by **YOOPER** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:10 pm

In my former life I was a hacker.

Then again, maybe I still am...?

Hmmmmmmmm................ :evil:

by **Lord ZOG** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:38 pm

I'm often at a loss keeping track of the 200+ various machines on the dozen or so servers I maintain, especially their software.

I can run a script using this little gem to dump an HTML file of people's machines on a network drive, to be accessed by me later to figure out who has what copy of Office, what it's CD-Key is and other various hardware specs.

Me likey.

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:45 am

If you are likey, who's Zog?

by **Lord ZOG** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:48 am

In Swahili, "melikey" means "I dropped my pubic hairs on the kitchen floor".

by **YOOPER** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:22 pm

Hey Zog, you can send payment for my Finder's Fee to my paypal account.

Glad you find it helpful.

by **Wesley** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:42 pm

thanks guys!!!!

by **Lord ZOG** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:35 pm

YOOPER wrote:Hey Zog, you can send payment for my Finder's Fee to my paypal account.

Glad you find it helpful.

Whoa, whoa! I have plenty of crap you might find useful, too! If you asked me, I'd drop you some info.

How about my Microsoft Idiot Finder? It's just a mirror, actually, but I tell my clients it'll find the biggest problem with their computers in seconds. "At the speed of light!" I tell them.

Then there's the ZOGsoft Moron Defense Suite. It's a pair of heavy duty wire cutters, specifically designed to sever the power cord to any PC with a power supply up to 1000 Watt.,

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:10 pm

I wish I had this a while back when I lost the key for my photoshop.

by **Lord ZOG** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:09 pm

I'd like to officially petition the forum for making this "Yooper's the Man!" Week here at <InsertRandomCompanyNameHere>.com.

by **YOOPER** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:21 pm

I'll second the motion!

Oh, wait, can I do that?

:lol:

by **gowhitesox99** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:11 pm

I'll sign the petition, as long as April Fools day is celebrated as "Weasel Day"

by **SavageParrot** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:57 am

Oh well if we are picking holidays I want pancake day...

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